THE NEED:
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| The Bean Cutter |
We are finding it crucial to dose espresso using exact Mass Of Beans (MOB).
To this end, we have begun counting beans using our Bean Accounting Procedures (BAPS).
THE PROBLEM:
A major challenge in achieving the desired precision has been occurring when non-integer bean sums (NIBS) are required.
THE BREAKTHROUGH:
The answer to our sleepless nights came in a dream (somewhat paradoxically).
Yet again, it was a nightmare of the shower scene in Scarface; only instead of mobsters, this time Al Pacino was sawing up coffee beans.
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| Making the Cut |
Upon waking, and as I tore through the pages of Freud, the meaning of the dream eluded me. But later, while reading the latest new-ageing self-helpless guidebook, “Advanced Blindfulness Curriculum- An ABC of Learning To Stand On Your Own Two Shoelaces” I stumbled on the answer and twisted my ankle. Fortunately, the chainsaw wasn’t running the time- unfortunately, it’s still not running, so we have settled for the using the diamond blade in a Saw Of Diamond (SOD) Protocol (Pictured).
THE SUMMARY:
We employed the MOB to make better espresso with BAPS. The NIBS were a sticking point but the SOD cut right through them.